February 2012
I have to do my paper. Please kill me.
So I shall see you all next year for the Great...
oliveswind:
I'm not so much angry as I am upset. So much hard...
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sherlock-who:
the-hypocritical-critic:
meganninwonderland:
pizzaforpresident:
Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play my father and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play me and I’d believe her
#meryl streep could play my goldfish and i’d believe her #i had a meryl streep once
My entire nose and throat are burning because of...
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Can we talk about the fact that Alyssa and I were on the phone from six p.m. until the Oscars ended at eleven?
Because I think that deserves an Oscar.
Most of that phone call was either of us going “meow” or me laughing at a joke fifteen seconds after her because my tv had a delay.
The rest of the Academy Awards:
alexander-sexgard:
apriki:
Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status
Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy
Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie
I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A Clause In My Will That Says My Ashes Can’t Be Taken Within 20 Feet of The Oscars: Woody Allen, A Quirky Movie About An...
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the-hypocritical-critic:
meganninwonderland:
pizzaforpresident:
Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play my father and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play me and I’d believe her
I saw Conan O'Brien's lesbian doppelganger on the...
northerngrizzlywarrior:
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People take every single thing and concept too far.
This has been an angry post.
Alyssa just moaned on the phone and said “That was Tom’s voice.”
“HER? AGAIN?”
– Absolutely no one (via apriki)
conanofallon:
Martin Scorsese losing his category possibly just saved the Bridesmaids cast from potentially lethal alcohol poisoning.
WHO THE HELL IS SCREAMING OH MY GOD IT IS...
“We were in Greece, we danced, I was gay, we were happy.”
– COLIN FIRTH IS THE BEST HUMAN (via apriki)
I was gay and we were happy.
whatiselle:
Academy award winner Colin Firth, everyone.
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Recently I have fallen in love with Colin Firth.
I do not regret this decision.
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And the Oscar for longest phone call goes to...
Watchnotwithoutmycoffee:
When Tony Stark and Pepper Potts showed up to the Academy Awards
Just shouted "OH MY GOD" because Benedict.
johnthehedgehog:
How I felt when I found out Benedict wasn’t at the Oscars:
When I found out he was instead at Elton John’s AIDS foundation viewing party:
Someone needs to make a gif of "I've never had any...
ramblingpamcakes:
7.7 million dollars
goddamn
harry potter doesn’t kid with the 7’s
kimj0ngfun:
plot twist benedict cumberbatch is the oscar
"This is the year we say goodbye to Harry Potter."
youcouldbethatclever:
robert downey jr for
thethirdreel:
president
vice president
secretary of state
god
next oscar host
my husband
my baby daddy
all the sex
He and Jude Law can adopt me if they want.
underneaththesestairs:
i miss anne hathaway in various sexy outfits shouting about lesbians while james franco was high as a kite
kolmikaelsonn:
RDJ and Jude Law should have hosted the Oscars tbh
Robert Downey Jr.
plague-of-locusts:
Just, thank you for existing.
AT LEAST ONE SHERLOCK IS HERE
wyndampryces:
Robert Downey Jr, king of fucking everything.
rdj
askheryourself:
how-ood:
rdj
#rdj
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RDJ just shouted “BORING!”
Are you actually imitating BBC Sherlock.