(Source: thesarahjanesmith)

Posted : 6 months ago
tags: #about me

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.

(Source: stxxz)

I’m just sitting on the couch, right? 
Just. Just sitting here. 
And my father calmly walks by and dumps that on me. 
Welcome to my life. 

I’m just sitting on the couch, right? 

Just. Just sitting here. 

And my father calmly walks by and dumps that on me. 

Welcome to my life. 

movelikeadream:

I can’t believe I used to think I was 100% straight like seriously what the fuck kind of crack was I smoking

So the other day I sat on the floor of Barnes and Noble but I WAS UNDERNEATH THE COMIC BOOK DISPLAY TABLE and I commented on people’s shoes while they walked by and asked people what comic they were looking for. 

Posted : 1 year ago
tags: #about me

Avengers Personality Quiz

pocketloki:

Tony Stark/ Iron Man

[ ] You like booze
[ ] You are the life of the party
[x] You love gadgets
[] You can be rather cocky
[x] Your favorite color is red or gold
[x ] You’re good with computers
[x] You use sarcasm a lot
[ ] You love getting attention
[] You’re good at mechanics
[x] You have issues with your parents
5/10

Dr. Bruce Banner/ The Hulk
[] You’re good at science
[x] You can get very aggressive when ticked off
[x] You like to be secluded most of the time
[x] You like wearing baggy clothes
[x] You like to meditate
[] You like doing science experiments
[x] You try to avoid getting into fights
[x] You like wearing purple things
[x] You’re clever
[] Your favorite color is green
7/10

Thor
[ ] You’re good with a hammer
[x] You like coffee
[x] You can eat a truckload of food and still be hungry
[] You can be arrogant
[x] You have long hair
[] You have an interest in astrology
[x] You can get sulky when things don’t go your way
[ ] You’re willing to take a fall for someone else
[x] You like to dress up as fantasy characters
[] You don’t get on well with your sibling(s)
5/10

Steve Rogers/ Captain America
[x ] You like helping those in need in any way you can
[x] You hate bullies
[] You’re a great leader
[x] You’re a bit of a do-gooder
[ ] One of your favorite color is red, white or blue
[ ] You like wearing things with stars on them
[x] You strongly admire the army
[x] You have a good throwing arm
[x] You like war films
[] You’re good at running
6/10

Colonel Nick Fury
[x] You like wearing long coats
[x] You’re good at organizing things
[ ] You’re good at being in the loop
[ ] You like guns
[] You’re good at giving information to people
[] You like giving solutions to peoples problems
[] You like eyepatches
[] You work best as part of a team
[] You like beards
[] You like wearing black things
2/10

Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow
[ ] You like wearing tight clothes
[ ] You can do martial arts
[ ] You’re intrested in the world of spies
[ ] You have red hair
[ ] You’re quite agile
[x] People generally don’t know much about the real you
[x] You like to make yourself look good
[x] You can speak another language (let’s pretend that being able to half read hebrew counts.) 
[x] You’re good at taking orders
[ ] You were born in a different country to the one you are living in now
4/10

Clint Barton/ Hawkeye
[ ] You’re very good at archery.
[x] You currently like/love someone on your team (shhh it’s my platonic life partner Alyssa) 
[x] You like to wear purple and black
[] You’re very good at aiming
[ ] You’ve worked at the carnival
[] You like working in a team
[x] You’re up for almost anything thrown at you
[ ] You’d be a top assassin if you ever took the job
[x] You’re quiet
[x] You tend to get along with people well
5/10


Loki
[ ] You want to be a great leader
[x] You want to prove something
[ ] You’re the younger sibling
[x] You’ve been/are overshadowed by a sibling
[x] You don’t get along so great with your sibling
[x] You’re good at lying
[ ] You’re adopted
[x] You’re very clever
[x] You are able to manipulate people well
[ ] Your favorite color is green or gold
6/10

I am the hulk and or Loki and or Clint/Steve. 

(Source: sir-auditore)

About Me

imyouraziraphale:

So, I, um. I seem to have a, well, number of followers. I have a number. Of followers. I do not know how this happened but it’s made me rather aware that most of you probably have no fucking clue who I am, that most of you probably look at me and go who the shit is that oh god why am I following it, and while I will not attempt to answer that question, I will attempt to explain what the flying fuck I am. Or who the flying fuck I am. 

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Posted : 1 year ago
tags: #about me

About Me

So, I, um. I seem to have a, well, number of followers. I have a number. Of followers. I do not know how this happened but it’s made me rather aware that most of you probably have no fucking clue who I am, that most of you probably look at me and go who the shit is that oh god why am I following it, and while I will not attempt to answer that question, I will attempt to explain what the flying fuck I am. Or who the flying fuck I am. 

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Posted : 1 year ago
tags: #about me

I’m marrying Clint, we’re going to live in Asgard yeah let’s pretend that’s viable for five seconds, we’ll have one kid, our car will be the bifrost and that makes sense since we’re living in Bifrost, MY KINK IS DADDY ISSUES OH JESUS CHRIST ON A FUCKING STICK, and i’m a spy. 

Yes. Yes good. 

(Source: giant-pancakes)

Posted : 1 year ago
tags: #about me