Title: A Tigercamel on the Halfshell
Characters: Crowley, Aziraphale
Summary: Once again (drunk) in Aziraphale’s rare book shop, Crowley and Azirphale discuss clams on the half shell, atigercamels, and tartan suitcases.
by imyouraziraphale and masterfromcatering
Anonymous: Okay so here's a story. The other day I went out walking with my boyfriend, right? Anyway, it was the usual stuff, just through the park annoying eachother and such. A boy and his dog run past us and we reach an empty pond. My boyfriend says to me "Let's sit at the bench near this duckpond for a bit" and I go "Where are the ducks?" He says "I dunno there's never any ducks." I look at him for a second. Finally I go "You didn't drown them did you... Crowley?" He says "...Of course not Aziraphale."
THIS IS GLORIOUS.
Title: In the Ashes
Summary: The end of the universe, and also the beginning. If you want fire, look for it in the ashes.