So, I, um. I seem to have a, well, number of followers. I have a number. Of followers. I do not know how this happened but it’s made me rather aware that most of you probably have no fucking clue who I am, that most of you probably look at me and go who the shit is that oh god why am I following it, and while I will not attempt to answer that question, I will attempt to explain what the flying fuck I am. Or who the flying fuck I am.