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imyouraziraphale:

BUT MY MOM HAS THESE ALL OVER THE HOUSE. 

imyouraziraphale:

BUT MY MOM HAS THESE ALL OVER THE HOUSE. 

imyouraziraphale:

BUT MY MOM HAS THESE ALL OVER THE HOUSE. 

imyouraziraphale:

BUT MY MOM HAS THESE ALL OVER THE HOUSE. 


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Hi, tumblr. 
Do you know what this is? Do you? 
It is a fucking cup. Of butter. And one thing of peanut butter. 
I took it from the school’s cafe today. 
They made me pay fifty cents for it. I needed it for my matzoh. 
When asked what it was by the man at the cashier, I said, “It’s butter.” 
He responded, “Not like that it isn’t.” 
That’s all. 
Continue on. 

Hi, tumblr. 

Do you know what this is? Do you? 

It is a fucking cup. Of butter. And one thing of peanut butter. 

I took it from the school’s cafe today. 

They made me pay fifty cents for it. I needed it for my matzoh. 

When asked what it was by the man at the cashier, I said, “It’s butter.” 

He responded, “Not like that it isn’t.” 

That’s all. 

Continue on. 


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My Dad tells me he bought me Wheat Thins. 

I love you Dad but what are you trying to say. 

Dad. 

What.

Are you implying something I already know Dad. 

Dad you are John Watson. 

That’s like saying ‘shoes’. 

This photoset has been brought to you by Freeman!face. 


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My face, last two minutes of Redux. 
I am literally sitting here grinning like a loon even though half of me is sad. 
And the other half confused.
But I am also happy.
I wonder how long this will last. 
I hope you’re all enjoying this.

My face, last two minutes of Redux. 

I am literally sitting here grinning like a loon even though half of me is sad. 

And the other half confused.

But I am also happy.

I wonder how long this will last. 

I hope you’re all enjoying this.


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