imyouraziraphale:

BUT MY MOM HAS THESE ALL OVER THE HOUSE. 

posted2 years ago / 03 Aug 2012 with 3,580 notes   

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imyouraziraphale:

BUT MY MOM HAS THESE ALL OVER THE HOUSE. 

posted2 years ago / 02 Aug 2012 with 3,580 notes   

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posted2 years ago / 29 Jul 2012 with 3,618 notes   

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Hi, tumblr. 

Do you know what this is? Do you? 

It is a fucking cup. Of butter. And one thing of peanut butter. 

I took it from the school’s cafe today. 

They made me pay fifty cents for it. I needed it for my matzoh. 

When asked what it was by the man at the cashier, I said, “It’s butter.” 

He responded, “Not like that it isn’t.” 

That’s all. 

Continue on. 

posted2 years ago / 10 Apr 2012 with 5 notes      reblog

My Dad tells me he bought me Wheat Thins. 

I love you Dad but what are you trying to say. 

Dad. 

What.

Are you implying something I already know Dad. 

Dad you are John Watson. 

That’s like saying ‘shoes’. 

This photoset has been brought to you by Freeman!face. 

posted2 years ago / 20 Mar 2012 with 3 notes      reblog

My face, last two minutes of Redux. 

I am literally sitting here grinning like a loon even though half of me is sad. 

And the other half confused.

But I am also happy.

I wonder how long this will last. 

I hope you’re all enjoying this.

posted2 years ago / 09 Mar 2012 with 2 notes      reblog

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