Do you know what this is? Do you?
It is a fucking cup. Of butter. And one thing of peanut butter.
I took it from the school’s cafe today.
They made me pay fifty cents for it. I needed it for my matzoh.
When asked what it was by the man at the cashier, I said, “It’s butter.”
He responded, “Not like that it isn’t.”
My Dad tells me he bought me Wheat Thins.
I love you Dad but what are you trying to say.
Are you implying something I already know Dad.
Dad you are John Watson.
That’s like saying ‘shoes’.
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My face, last two minutes of Redux.
I am literally sitting here grinning like a loon even though half of me is sad.
And the other half confused.
But I am also happy.
I wonder how long this will last.
I hope you’re all enjoying this.